Not convinced? Here's what you get!

• A beautiful DVD cover made of the finest plastic that China has to offer!
• A moving, functional button that you depress to release the disc from it's case! (It's fun!)
• A custom-printed, hand-inserted DVD sleeve and stick-on disc label completed by the director himself!
• A free, "Care and feeding of your DVD-R disc" sleeve insert! IT'S FREE!
• Postage is included in the price! ("Holy sh*t!")
• A DVD-R disc containing (are you ready for THIS?!):
  • The 15-minute movie short itself (in anamorphic widescreen!)
  • Director's commentary
  • Blooper reel
  • Scenes deleted from the film
  • Original actor auditions
  • Theatrical trailer (click here to see it online!)
  • Scene selection
  • ... and MORE!

Here's what a purely "random" sampling of people are saying:

• David Lucas of Portland, OR claims, "Your life is simply not complete without this DVD." (No, really! He said that! I heard it myself!)
• Bill O'Liely of the Paris Business Review lies, "This DVD sucks. It should be flushed down the toilet along with the rest of the left-wing pinko media!"
• Kelly Guimont of Portland, OR spews, "It's a lot shorter and a lot cheaper than the deluxe edition of 'Gone With The Wind.'"
• Scott Cummins, also of Portland, complains, "Who the hell are you and what are you doing in my apartment!?"

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